Nostalgia Critic: This whole movie is like watching someone else's kid at Chuck E Cheese's. " Girl: I'm an ice cream cone; how are you gonna eat me?
Weed may be as harmless as a garter snake whose heart is filled with love, but meth is more like a king cobra whose venom sacs are filled with meth. Critic: It's like that kid that joins the football team even though he's like that big (holding his hand up to his chest) and you show your support anyway, but that turns out you shouldn't have because he's in the hospital with five fractured ribs and he's like, "Why'd you support me? " and it's like "I don't know, I saw a movie where a woman sniffed catnip and it fucked me up!
You’re either new to the sport of cycling or you’ve been riding for a few years, learning the ropes on an old aluminum frame that’s one season away from the dumpster.
You’ve been watching all the Spring classics, the Giro, the Vuelta, and the Tour taking notes on who’s riding what.
well, that's sillier than wearing a trash can on your head while artistically comparing two unlike concepts. "You can't make an omelette without [something much more unpleasant than breaking a few eggs]" seems to be particularly popular, perhaps because it lends itself well to Black Comedy. Compare Derailed Train of Thought, Analogy Backfire, Sidetracked by the Analogy, "Shaggy Frog" Story, Disorganized Outline Speech, I Like My X Like I Like My Y and Mixed Metaphor.